I find your lack of Old Bay...disturbing.

If both break the law, then what’s the difference?

Yeah, but at Chick-fil-A the hate is prepared fresh daily so you can really taste the difference.

And what does that have to do with etiquette and your imagined proxy breach of it?

Given that the bride has *explicitly* said it was OK, perhaps you should wind your neck in.

Red Bull gives me wings every morning. Why was I never contacted to be an expert witness? 

Apparently not as stupid as you. No one is associating her with mass shootings except for you idiots being all bent out of shape.

My first thought (and all subsequent thoughts on this until this post) was that we were just hoping that Betty White wasn’t one of the victims. Protect Betty White.

Exactly. If anyone can roll with a joke like this one, it's Betty Fucking White.

Oh, shut the fuuuuuuuck up.

2016: the year being a moron became a source of pride.

Won’t someone think of the white people and our poor fragile feelings?!?!?!

I’m pulling you out of the greys for one reason: you proved my point.
The first comment on my post about expressing vulnerability was mocking and went right for my penis.
This is why men don’t want to talk about their feelings, because other men will judge them for it. This is what toxic masculinity does. It creates a…

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

Crowley has much better taste in demonic transport.

Maybe these wouldn’t be running out if they were Possible Burgers instead of Impossible ones.

In this sense, could you also use shallots for your vagina?

Honestly, I think the two are a little apples and oranges.