Seriously weighing the pros and cons of growing a child against booze, stank cheese, cold cuts, sushi and potatoes.

I’m perpetually on the fence about whether or not I want to have children. The prospect of 9 months without the heavenly starchiness that is potatoes adds a LOT to the “con” side of things.

lol ‘rock on’ and ‘offering up prayers’ lmao

You are going to need a larger stairwell soon...

huh, i can actually hear aston martin going broke as i watched the video.

Yeah. Actually, the dealer couldn’t even replicate the problem when it showed up. We all believe it was a rock or something that got jarred loose on the tow truck.

A seven-hundred and thirty-eight dollar failed thermostat.

Hey Doug,

Why’d the 4-ways stay on when being towed? Trying to get Aston to buy you a battery under that BUMPER TO BUMPER WARRANTY too?

Broke down? And here I thought this was just how Aston Martins look in their natural habitat.

Hawaii or New Orleans....

I thought she was the first until I did a little digging. The only other trans person I can find who was nominated is Angela Morley, a composer who transitioned in the early 1970s and underwent gender reassignment surgery in 1972. Two years later, she was nominated for Stanley Donen’s The Little Prince and then The…

Or hawaii. I liked Hawaii too!

I didn’t know this was still on

Hint: It’s not the same car ;)

Everyone knows you should never disturb a Mitsubishi cocoon... How dare they do this before it could undergo its final Evolution

Libertarianism is basically the phase all 14 year old boys have where they scream “you can’t tell me what to do” while still living under their parents roof and eating the meals prepared for them.

“You can’t fire me, GOP debate! I quit!!”

It’s weird because they don’t resemble each other at all physically, but I totally see it. Something about the smile?

I’d love to! Except I have AIDS oozing out of every one of my syphilis-infested boils.