The tl;dnr version of the Republican party platform^

It’s like I always say, Tax the Rich!

She forgets sometimes. It’s hard to keep playing the role of Democrat, when in your heart you’re really a centrist Republican.

a) i feel like i remember him saying already that yes, he would probably have to raise taxes slightly for everyone?

A single-payer system would require large tax increases; it would also mean that nobody would pay for private insurance anymore.

*hillary has difficulty winning the left flank of the democratic party*

Seriously, there are exactly two pairs that I would wear for a Chicago winter—the Sorels and the Crocs. And really only the Sorels, because those Crocs are actually nowhere near the border of nice.

Seriously, there are exactly two pairs that I would wear for a Chicago winter—the Sorels and the Crocs. And really…

I hope all these people can learn the following lesson from this: sports franchise owners are not your friends. They are a bunch of fucking snakes who don’t give a shit about you and will fuck you over in a heartbeat if it makes them an extra dollar. They don’t care about your kids or your emotions or your investment…

Uh, the vast majority of these novelty shoes can’t be worn in snow.

Uh, the vast majority of these novelty shoes can’t be worn in snow.

I get the sentiment of it sucking to lose your team, but in the case of St. Louis isn’t this basically just like being pissed at your wife for cheating on you, when she cheated on her first husband with you to begin with?

Maybe I’m just boring and a hater (definitely), but I have never wanted this because of its fucked up shape. A friend of mine uses it and I think she looks kind of funny every time she applies it, like she’s rubbing an egg on her mouth. Why the shape? why.

I don’t know about rashes and blisters, but those stupid things didn’t moisturize my lips at all, the balm was gone in about 2 minutes, and the shape is so incredibly difficult to deal with if you want to put it in a makeup bag instead of just letting it float lose at the bottom of your purse.

Christ, just suck on a stick of butter like a normal person.

Burt’s Bees man, stick with Burt’s Bees.

A lot of the population comes from the enormous naval base, though. It’s a transient population with preexisting fan loyaltys to other teams.

Paul Ryan is gulping a lot and he has a very prominent Adam's apple.

I see plenty of FC Tijuana stickers on my daily commute. They have a decent following here.

Kara is correct:

Let’s frame that as what it really is: an incredibly sad day that I’ve been trying to pretend won’t happen. The last time we’ll get to watch Uncle Joe Biden make funny faces and exited expressions from one of the highest offices in the US, all on TV.

Not a bad hedge