nobody looks like that sleeping.

[no homo]

scorching hot take there friend

it is

oh man. if i saw this asshole actually on the street i’d have an unreasonable case of road rage.

thimble, man.

woot is having a woot-off today btw

woot is having a woot-off today btw

that’s what got me. the “creator” part.

i want to destroy every single one of these stupid fucking signs

maybe they need to wrap their house in aluminum foil

male entitlement in a nutshell

you are a kind soul and i wish i could think everyone was like you

if you’re going in for the late-night-just-woke-up-to-pee, pee, i have found myself damn near falling into the toilet. i learned from that mistake but it would be a nice courtesy. i’d appreciate my husband doing it but i don’t find it enough of a nuisance to actually bother him about it.

then you’re just a fucking piece of shit.

SF is always cold

this must have been a nationwide thing on saturday because the same nutjobs were here in san diego too. i’m just glad i could yell “abortion RULES!” out the car window at them

You have basically described the entirety of the SNL series

I agree. Words are hard to listen to sometimes.

90 minutes?!

before his dad squirted half of him out