i need it because otherwise food doesn’t taste good

ah, Latin America

car vs boat

i think i’m just going to spell it “explected” from now on. it sounds fantastic in my head.

yes, one of the reasons i’m actually happy to be a woman. i mean all those years of puberty (and still) with aching tits doesn’t compare to what i imagine getting kicked in the balls is like.

lights off means i’m falling asleep

i’m much better at giving than receiving. i like totally can’t feel shit if i’m focused on giving

guys plz is there a way i can be re-un-greyed?

Asshole

yeah, you can’t even carry a swiss army knife on. the thing barely opens letters!

i saw them in concert

i literally was just thinking about this video the other day. it’s truly a work of art.

i like this

hrrmmmgurrfgfhggjgrrhgf THEE ACE UF SPAADES

ok so it’s only scott stapp but it’s still a classic

>2013

b-but b-buh-big gubmint

ahh, reminds me of my early days using excel and being 12 years old.

:)

i see weezer has capitalized on the name, in an attempt to still remain relevant — based on a song they made 22 years ago: