I’m starting to think this Trump for President joke is getting a bit too far out of hand. It reminds me of 2008 all over again.

The proof: a poll that doesn’t add up to 100.

Dude, this is both a call for his arrest and a warning. Is he mentally ill? Perhaps. Is he committing a crime? Yes. Should he be arrested? Yes.

I’ve always thought it was funny that Wendy O. Williams, a punk rocker famous for her tits and chainsaws, and Lemmy, the very embodiment of sex, drugs and rock’n’roll made it into Mario lore.

I TAKE THAT BACK

THE REAL QUESTION IS

Why does Goofy, a dog, can wear pants....why does Pluto, also a dog, not?

Where are Donald’s pants?

Just what are they trying to pull here, anyways?!

The real question is...

are the pants blue or white?

This all the way. There is no debate. Can we get some dog overalls though?

Absolutely!

there’s nothing comfortable about pooping in public restrooms, ever

I bet he still believes in God, though.

I’ve never seen a model of the Eiffel Tower made out of ham, but I’m fairly sure I’d be able to assemble one.

I don’t ride a ‘basic transpiration’ bike by any definition. Not even close. But mocking anyone for the bike they ride, especially when they just want to get form point A to B is fucking stupid.

That thing needs a different color. Badly. Right now I’m calling it the electric sheep. This would not stop me from buying one. The price tag will take care of that for me. So much want...

It must be really cold in that room. Poor mannequin

I have met the CEO and his brother many moons ago when they first created the idea and the campaign. I was not impressed with Marcus, all he could ask/think about was what was the product worth, how much could they less it for, etc. Then at the end of the convo he starts talking about how he isilooking to buy a lambo.…

Every time I see a cigarette butt go out a window I wish there were actually a dick cop around to pull them over. There’s never a dick cop when you need a dick cop.

Shocked. Unbelievable.

But where do you put your spare change so that it maddeningly rattles while you sit at a stop light?

“My M5 came with an ashtray but it’s too small to be useful so I use one of these.”

I’m more disappointed in the fact that our cup holders specifically do not allow wine or champagne glasses. Not to mention, there is only one specific way to fit 4 golf bags into the trunk.

I’m a smoker and I HATE when I see some scumbag toss a lit butt out the window. I know it’s a filthy habit, you don’t need to make us look worse by littering and possibly starting forest fires.