I was thinking that too. How can you talk about garments touching women’s vaginas or being close to them as being this mystical thing that can rob a man of his “men powers” but having sex with women with said vaginas present ZERO issues or loss of power. I cannot with them.

Ha! That's just what I was thinking about. Women are so vile and yet somehow babies keep being made...

Ironically, the head gasket was still intact at the end.

Sooooo......a pair of underwear that is in close proximity to <that what shall not be named> remains forever unclean. Does this mean that the penises that presumably enter said taboo spot also remain forever unclean?

What’s more crazy is how a car crashed way up there to record this footage.

My friend is seven months along now and Canada is starting to get a bit cold, but nothing crazy - I’ve mostly been in sweaters or light jackets this month - and apparently people keep telling her she needs to wear more layers to “protect” the baby. She said she was too hot and someone literally told her “You can’t be…

Yup. And there’s the whole crew of “you haven’t gained enough, your baby is going to be too small and jaundiced and wrinkled, blah. Here let me show you Ph.D. I got from WebMD and internet forums.”

That is the usual breakdown, but it’s not an immutable law of physics and there are some Giants-Mets like me and some Yankees-Jets out there, too. Growing up in NJ, my brother and I were probably headed for the traditional Giants-Yankees thing, but, as a recent transplant from the Boston area, my dad was like hell no…

I thought the football/baseball loyalties of New Yorkers were always Giants/Yankees OR Jets/Mets.

Solid day to be a Mets and Giants fan. #hidetheshoelaces

Thomas Edison will be forgotten if the Giants keep up this pace of inventing new ways to lose.

Priceless, man.

I am rock hard right now. The girl is also a nice bonus.

In real life, I’m sure I’d likely not get along with the actual “Know Your Rights” guys (because I’m unfairly assuming they’re the type of Libertarian guys who think the Civil Rights Act was a bad idea because LIBERTY), I have to admit that the videos can pretty badass, and a real service to people who are unaware of…

Oh no, here comes a cavalcade of white dudes feigning outrage at the blackface in this video. “I was told blackface was wrong!” They’ll shout. “I don’t fully grasp the concept of context!”

I’d punch the Chevy HHR right in its big, fat, round nose only because GM thought it’d be cool to jump in on the PT Cruiser fad.

What’s the guy in the maroon jacket doing? Collecting forensic evidence?

The instantaneous look of dread here is AMAZING

“Barves” is the plural of “barf,” right? Seems like a strange thing to root for. Is that like a local Cincinnati nickname for the Bengals on account of skyline chili?