I NEED IT.

Yeah you don’t just “end up” stabbing someone 24.

As the fine criminologists that we all are, I believe that Dr. Reid would not be happy with us if we didn’t point out that stabbing someone 24 times is usually done by someone intimate with them. And not in self-defense.

So manspreaders are murders? I can believe that.

Whyyyy are all the Today Show costumes terrifying?

Best user name with that photo. WTF is that hair? Tube frosting??

My tiny ten year old cousin went as Trump last night and I have to say his costume was way better than anything these people came up with. His hair is the exact color of Trump’s unidentifiable head covering. He used a dollar bill as a pocket square. IT WAS EPIC.

He looks like he’s doing “YMCA”

what. the. hell.

My ex sexually assaulted and sodomized me while I was sleeping. His uncle was a judge in the county it happened in. The jury on the trial didn’t follow instructions. Presiding judge from other county didn’t care. Shook hands with ex’s uncle after the jury acquitted him in 15 minutes of deliberation. No words, but the…

Man, I have get almost the same feeling of revulsion when I look at Pewdiepie as I do with Juggalo Joker. I’m happiest not seeing him.

Shoe rampages? Shoe-spiracies? Something suspicious is afoot.

It was the first and clearest example in my young life of how circumstances can outweigh your best efforts

This reminds me of my own failed science project. In middle school, we were required to make a bug collection. We learned about the different categorizations of insects, how to catch and preserve them, and how to mount them. We were then supposed to go out and catch a certain number from each of the categories that…

My boyfriend and I were making fun of this commercial. I did a little work as a teacher’s aide, and many of my friends are teachers. Although I never taught science, I cannot imagine that teacher would be impressed by a student bringing a fucking TV in and showing a video. I’d be like “yeah....and which part did you…

they like go home later and watch the cgi volcano vid with popcorn... this family is psycho

It’s a quarter of the Pantone color chart for “orange”

That first meme always makes me laugh. “You’re calling ME angry? YOU’RE ANGRY! SO NOW I’M ANGRY BUT THAT ISN’T THE POINT!”

Images from People Against The White Moose Cafe...

Dude, this is excellent kinja.