To this day I gag when seeing the word “degloving”.

Is it possible for a ride to giggle like a noob while trying to deliver a line?

I don’t think the vast majority of people treat disposables as “single use.” I've literally never heard of anyone who does that.

I don’t think the vast majority of people treat disposables as “single use.” I've literally never heard of anyone…

I wish cars actually, you know, looked like this when they came into production. It’s almost 2020 and no cars look like concepts on the street. That being said, this is basically probably just a thinly veiled next gen two door Forester.

I just can’t believe that in this day and age some celebrities think that it’s acceptable to go out on Halloween in Doucheface.

Like, but of course all the “potentially-polarizing” character aspects of this (all the orange trim, those little rack mounts on the roof, the cool interior, the honeycomb fog and tail lights) will be removed by the time it comes to market, and it’ll just look like any generic small crossover. Manufacturers just don’t…

That’s what I thought too! I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw the Cherokee/Renegade rear end bump.

2-door Forester? More like 2-door BOREster, amirite?

huh, looks like the got the same designer that did the cherokee lift gate. other than that BUILD EVERYTHING YOU’VE SHOWN US AS IS, SUBARU!!

Let them stay virgins, I say.

This is the thing; most people are conditioned from childhood not to be rude to assholes. Fuck that noise.

Apparently it “deflates” as you get older. Jesus.

If you don’t want to tell them why, your reasons work really well too. If your head is pointy enough, I suppose you could also tell them you have to return to Remulac.

“I’ll be too busy officiating gay marriages.”
“I have a presidential debate coming up.”
“My pet snake is shedding.”
“I’m actually a hologram.”

I went to one about 45 min away from where I live because they offered me $250 and a free breakfast. I straight up told the guy that I was there for the money, he ran through his regular sales pitch, and when he tried to get me to buy it I reminded him that I got up early on a Saturday and drove 45 min for $250, that…

^ OT but this is a very cheesy thread and now I’m hungry...

This. Why is anyone compelled to give them a reason? My favorite is, “I just can’t.” When asked why, I respond, “It would be impossible.” If they pursue it, alternate the two answers.

Actually, you don’t need to give them a reason why you’re not buying. Just say “no, I’m not buying... and it’s nunya business why.” And stick to it. Helps if you’re eating an apple while doing this.

Who let the unattened child in here?