Any time I see Lou Diamond Phillips, he’s playing a Latino character. I assumed he was Latino too. I don’t think it’s really fair to blame Tina Fey for not knowing he’s Filipino when he almost exclusively plays Latino characters...

I keep forgetting Louis CK and Cameron Diaz.

Person put on spot - does not look good.

That’s the dumbest logic ever. I guess I can’t get mad when people say:

it’s a joke about straight men who think their feelings are more important than other peoples’ (mostly women and LGBT folks) bodily integrity

You’re aware that Channers have rooted out murderers, rapists and pedos in the past, right? They even tracked down a guy that hid a dead body and left clues, ultimately getting him arrested.

They can’t be terrorists, they’re white! They have a mental illness!

We’ve deemed it acceptable.

Well, what if the walls themselves had guns? this could all be averted if we start arming inanimate objects, people!

This is an emotionally inflamed moment. It would be inappropriate to talk about doing nothing now. We’ll take this up in a few months and do nothing then.

Quick, Congress! Do nothing!

When I broke up with the love of my life, I went through all our pictures from travelling and photoshopped him out of them. It was cathartic and I don’t regret it. Plus now I look like I went on holiday with an invisible man and it’s hilarious.

Hold up.. the airline gave the couple $300 or each of them $300. It’s a big difference.

This is so much better than the text I got looking for my number’s previous owner’s big black cock. And I gave myself bonus points for that since it came in while I was cooking Thanksgiving dinner with my grandma...

I fell in love once...

Ugh millennials think they invented everything.

Also, their first date was a Third Eye Blind concert.

Damn, hooking a 23-year-old in your 50s. Way to go, girl!

This isn’t new, it’s just new technology. Back in the day, I sent a carrier pigeon who ended up getting lost and flying west instead of east, and the result was a beautiful, long, sustained pigeon-exchange. We celebrated our seventeenth anniversary in August.

Anyone want to take bets on how long it’ll be before someone turns this into a failed tv-sitcom pilot?