I order lunches for office meetings and have had many many requests for Chic Fila. I adamantly refuse. They are free to donate to whatever organizations they want, but I’m also free to deny them business in any way possible.

Wow. Younger me wouldn’t even camp out in line overnight to buy tickets to Nine Inch Nails, at the height of my Trent Reznor fandom. For Chick-fil-A? Gag.

yeah, getting some training for their precious fragile masculinity

large wheels, footpegs, no storage compartments? that’s an underbone, not a scooter

I see no car in that picture. Only an abortion with shitty chrome wheels.

I find this to be a bit much for my daily routine

What car was just too much car?

I used to be in the laughing group but depending on the circumstances I’ll blot. It’s not even to save calories, just because I find it unappetizing. I don’t want the pizza to be dry but puddles of oil sitting on it is far more off-putting to me than appetizing.

If it can ge up to 50mph, and I can pull the bettery off to charge in my office at work It has a sale.

If they hit the magic 55mph and 100 mile range they’ll be golden.

I sometimes blot a pizza, but not for the “free calories.” I just do it because I think excessive grease is kinda gross. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Marry me, fart.

Jenkins, through her lawyer, said she said that statement as “an attempt at humor” to politely get Swem off her back. She regrets she ever uttered those words.

It's usually flag football game played and coached by all girls and boys will typically be dancers or cheerleaders. We did it in high school in the spring I think

HOW’S THAT COOL POPE TREATIN YA, GUYS

Can pink finally be over with? Finally? Because I’d love it if pink were over as a thing.

This is what happens when you don’t copy and paste that disclaimer on Facebook.

Yeah, but this woman committed the ultimate crime of being unladylike.

This is WAY better than using the Dash button to order stuff on Amazon. Why didn’t the pizza companies think of this?

Yeah, they can ride them too (well, the ones besides my gf). Why would you assume they couldn’t?