Things I hate to admit (journalist here):

This may be the first (and last) time I agree with/like Combs, but he’s right. Good for him.

offical?

I can’t even imagine how you could whip yourself into enough of a frenzy to bother making a sign and heading to a demonstration in favor of a language.

Yay, a few of them earned a bit of their salary today.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

All major religions are fucked up patriarchies! Just a reminder.

1989. 7th grade Spanish at a middle school in suburban Syracuse, N.Y. Our teacher was a crusty Cuban that fled after the revolution.

Someone who VW has moved to Bermuda with a nice fat paycheck to shut the hell up.

But it’s a metric 10.5M.

Men are gross.

Although Peeing ones pants can be amusing and horrific, nothing and I mean nothing, is worse than Sharting.

“Sorry Wisconsin, but we don’t want him and we’re sending him back.”

This is exactly the type of story the author said he didn’t want submitted at the end of the article.

Cool story, bro

That meatball story is a textbook case of sexual harassment, as legally defined. No tip.

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

Didn't know calling in dead was a thing. Totally trying that out tomorrow.

I told my daughter from the very beginning of school that if she ever REALLY has to go and the teacher won’t let her, she has my permission to ignore the teacher and walk right out. Getting detention (which I will have dismissed) beats pissing yourself in front of a classroom full of assholes who will never let you…