There’s probably a dead person floating in the hotel’s water supply. And maybe that person was on meth.

Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…

All citrus, all day. Yellow, orange, green. Repeat.

fuck you yellow or death dont tread on me

Pink are good, but yellow are great. But when you smoosh yellow and pink together? Magic.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH LEMON ARE THE BEST

I was really warming to Miley a few months ago. It seemed that she had dropped all the Black signifiers, started moving in an interesting musical direction, was a great advocate for homeless youth, she was Queer positive and sex positive and just living her crazy life.

That is so gross.

I can’t stand his stuff ever since he talked about “hate fucking a slut with a chainsaw” because “he’s him” and who could say no to that. Seriously. That's like something the villain in a Darren Aronofsky movie would say.

That seems like a relationship with “herpes” written alllll over it.

At least you know Miley means it when she says she’ll fuck anything.

“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”

Mom and I were playing a drinking game with it. We got tipsy JUST on the Reagan namedrop.

I want a comprehensive accounting of the number of times the name “Reagan” was dropped.

also

could we also do a breakdown of how many times they collectively said they want to go to war with russia

Yeah, accuse me of being an unamused old, but this is gross behaviour...

Homeless junkie pees on yogurt shop floor = sad and pathetic, needs help.

Now you’ll never find love

so this is another app that helps you find someone to pork?