WAS IT WORTH IT? Lmao. What a bunch of stupid dorks.

I’ve only ever done this once. The reason: 28 Days Later was playing on the screen, while the sound was that of the pre-movie ads. We went to tell someone about it almost immediately, but they didn’t fix it until we had missed the first 30 minutes. The only reason we stayed that long was because it was kind of…

100 combo meals at McDonald’s? Really. Jesus, if you’ve got 100 drunk people to feed, order pizzas like a normal person.

I just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why the “O”, the “D,” and the”U” were a different color.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

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Is there technical reason open wheel race cars must also have open cockpits? Screw tradition, leather helmets were traditional.

I immediately quit reading the story and scrolled straight to the comments. I am never disappointed with the comments. 😂

The fact that this man never became a Mohel is an absolute travesty.

While I thought that would be the name of my new sexual advice for men column.

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Turned off the video when it was mentioned that they named their son “Jupiter.”

I sincerely hope this display of ignorance of the laptop business is a ruse.

I sincerely hope this display of ignorance of the laptop business is a ruse.

If only these folks SO CONCERNED about babies and women had spent their afternoons volunteering their time at their local domestic violence shelters...or child advocacy centers...or Head Start programs...or food banks...

On behalf of everyone here at Planned Parenthood, thank you so much for your gift to Planned Parenthood, in honor of All the Assholes Protesting Planned Parenthood Today.

One of the dipshit, right-wing, Jesus freaks on my Facebook posted a bunch of pics of herself at one of these today. In the accompanying message was something about how they’re “brave” for doing this. *Not even an hour later* she posts some pic of a Marine with 2 prosthetic legs and a message about he’s “brave” (which…

In honor of these protests, I’m going to donate to PP.

This is such an embarrassment.

"Linda, you’ve become a millionaire so it’s ok to buy a new car. But since you only have ONE million dollars, I recommend this: