dlmcbrayer does not have a firm grasp on socialism, most things.

BUT HOW WILL I SMUGGLE IN MY SODAS

That’s a good question, but it might just be socialization rubbing off.

This is what I’m wondering too...

I spent so much time checking out guys in class, in hallways, everywhere, that I should have just had “Teenage Perve” tattooed on my head as a warning.

Maybe boys shouldn’t dress so distractingly.

I’m pretty sure just being at high school lowers your GPA.

And it never smells good. Subway smells like warm, damp cheese and bread-scented air freshener.

This whole thing is the problem I have with teaching girls to, “Act like a lady.” This poor girl. You can tell she has been conditioned her whole life to be polite, quiet, timid, so she didn’t even feel she could speak up while being violated. This is horrible.

“I didn’t want him to laugh at me. I didn’t want to offend him.” (her rapist)

I don't know how prepared you can be for that especially since it sounds like she is in already in so much pain. I hope she stays strong.

I hope the prosecution’s prepared her adequately for the heartless flamethrowers she’ll get on cross.

“I didn’t want him to laugh at me. I didn’t want to offend him.”

And that’s how you lose weight eating Subway.

It’s a great night for schadenfreude.

“Make me a sammich” is so cliche and frankly it’s easy to do. Too easy. I tell my husband “grill me a salmon” and he does and we are a happy couple and so someone please have me on tv to talk about my marriage tips.

I think in any good relationship, both partners take the time to make sandwiches for each other. Or get a beer out of the fridge while they’re up, or take turns making dinner. It’s only right.

And my job being married is to get my husband and my [seven] kids to heaven with me.

Well, sure, if your man has to go out and buy his own sandwiches, he'll likely cheat on you with a minor.

I offered to make my husband a sandwich on the weekend, and he turned me down. What does that mean? Is he getting his sandwiches elsewhere? Is there an Ashley Madison for sandwiches?