lol great analogy

actually just cleaned it out yesterday, cheers!

I went on a search once at work for a packet of mustard and found one from Subway (with their old logo) and the mustard (visible on the other side) was literally black. Needless to say, I put it back in that drawer

It's like a neck testicle

Yup, we had season passes for fall-winter apertura ‘15 and I know we were not the only ones this side of the border with them.

I see what you did there...

A++++++++++++ takedown would read again

As a de facto and (very much a) fair weather SD fan, I agree with Deadspin’s editorial policy.

it already exists :-)

“wait (the kit kat song)”

i’d take a nap on the floor in one of the practice rooms before evening rehearsal

i make it a point to use my half-hour lunch break for a nap in my car. not sure how i did it for so long when it was parked on the street; i’d inevitably wake up with sweat just pouring down my face and neck. napping conditions have since improved: newer car, park in the parking garage now. con: people probably seeing…

Result: Mike Huckabee Playing Bass

all good, i play french horn, which apparently can’t choose whether or not it’s a brass or a “woodwind” instrument (i played quintet all 4 years in college...and my freshman year of high school when our band program actually kicked ass).

i think you and i are kindred spirits. what instrument(s) did/(do?) you play?

all i care is that gael is bae and i still need to watch the 2nd season

beats the hell out of the (late-2000s/early 2010s? model) F-150 i see on occasion driving with the spare literally swinging around

you wouldn’t say the same if NBC came knocking on your door, cameras recording, trying desperately to gawk at the poor woman?

because young teenagers are sociopaths

stop boys from associating with each other 2k16