to be fair, 69 was a really great age for bowie to go. trump being dead at 69 would just be gross

white genocide? i’m in.

Yeah I'm pissed I haven't had the chance to go to Tulum yet before that little fucker decided to defile it

if i understood correctly, i think you might want to just say “let’s burn her alive” or better,“burn her at the stake”.

Amy Schumer has been a wonderful voice in terms of breaking down doors as a woman in comedy in Hollywood, but...having followed her career to some extent for a little while, she has a much less nuanced/interesting/helpful take on race.

she could have also, you know, stopped him

everyone makes “mistakes”

jesus, dude, sorry to hear about your friends.

lol, i voted for perot in (for me it was second) grade too. honestly, i have to agree with him, NAFTA shouldn’t have happened.

because it’s funny, that’s why

that time i threw up in a trash can in an otherwise conservative and small wine tasting event in ensenada. usually i don’t drink enough to get even near that point, but wine is also not my normal steez.

“I’ll ruin you like a Japanese banquet!” - George H.W. Bush

>drinks a coke zero at the end

i’m woke

whatever, fast cars are cool, man

My husband and I met at a concert and fucked that same night. OKC got me nowhere

Because a woman is better than a man, duh

and my girlfriend’s FJ Cruiser that she got early in our dating (it would have been replaced by now if Ford made an alternative).

yup.

woohoo, congrats your a winner