bernie saunders tho

phucing genius

it’s actually a turkey emoji but it doesn’t show on my computer either

Because I have to work with men all day

my impreza is registered as a wagon...

This, exactly.

that sounds exactly like i want if they can't harvest my organs

i am an organ donor, so that’s all covered; however, i’ve also considered donating my body to science.

oh ok i get it, you’re a piece of scum just like the rest of them

uh no

hi they are trolling

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOWN WITH GAWKER BOOOOOOO

Wow...

My god you are such a whiny prick.

Kinda not the same, but my grandpa made some slight disparaging remark about my “love handles”. I couldn’t have been older than 11.

Anywhere with reasonable human beings who reasonably think the texture of rice should never be married to the texture of a flour tortilla ever.

I always got diarrhea from there anyways so I had to stop eating it years ago.

Fucking thank you, I have no idea who decided rice on burritos was a good thing.

Yup, the food tastes fresher at Chipotle too.

tru story: I was going to get chipotle for lunch today because I’ve been craving a sofritas burrito but then saw this news trending on facebook so I passed on that idea