i did

but chicken >>>>>>> turkey

Did you know that consuming alcohol in public is a crime?

that’s a shitty-ass professor.

man, fuck this gawker downsizing bullshit.

if there’s one industry that should have unlimited sick days, it’s anything food service related

jesus, seriously. that’s awful stuff.

(and now i’m thinking i should do a flu shot this year...)

i hope he was able to keep his job after

they’re rolled into one for me but at least i get 15 days off a year (will be upped to 20 after 5 years... but i hope i’m not here for that long).

it looks like the room of car movies

if you watch the whole clip, around the 1:12 mark it looks like the GT-R races itself

oh for sure. that’s just such a shitty thing to do to someone else.

i think your range is fine.

why do we treat other people with so much damn disrespect?

what a deal!

what a deal!

men are still saying this bullshit? fucking goddamnit

oh and making a reference to being Jewish at any and all times

Did you know that more people on this planet have a cell phone than have a toilet?

I just got sad thinking about Shari Lewis :(

oh i know the struggle. i do appreciate the sentiment :)