there’s a lot of dumb virgin men on the internet who believe the more sex a woman has, the more “stretched out” the inner labia become. i couldn’t fucking make this shit up if i tried.

lol right

i actually am more than happy to refer to them (lovingly) as roast beef, though i love the idea of “vagina valance”. nice

yeah man gotta go to the box to get my pussfit WOD in

spandex burger

“a more youthful look”

pfft, you wear your sports bra for working out?

pfft, you wear your sports bra for working out?

oh, so it’s okay when republicans whine enough to get their way but if anyone left-of-center does the same they’re accused of being lazy

honestly though, what a luxury. i wish i could get paid 6 figures to not show up for work.

in the “real world” if you hardly show up a day to your job you also get fired...

Idk but I want to be friends with that child

hurrrrrrrrrrrk

fucking lol

The place is absolute garbage.

i took my husband’s last name because lol, i am a weak piece of shit, but i couldn’t bear to part with my maiden name so now i have two middle names, just so i could keep a semblance of my “former” identity. (even though that came from my deadbeat dad ... i associate it more with his parents [my grandparents], who i…

usually the dickhead riders wear maybe their helmets (i’m in california, they have to) but usually wear a combo of t-shirt (or no-sleeve shirt!) and shorts, maybe pants! and any degree of footwear ranging from sandal to tennis shoe.

i drove 2 of them. 2 of them!

i still can’t figure out why my cavalier would cut power to the engine if i turned too hard to the left. happened twice. the first time was when i was getting onto a freeway on-ramp...

“He just wouldn’t engage,” Schumacher told WDAY. “He just kept saying we’re oppressive white men who want to control women’s lives and stuff. I don’t want that. I just want protection of the innocent.”

Not in the way men are with their dicks. Not by a longshot.