that was a serious one-two punch. bravo.

considering the car driver’s rap sheet, i’d actually lean toward attempted murder.

this is really the best way to put it.

you seem like a well-adjusted individual

you are the worst offender for all the pro-old-man-using-his-car-as-a-weapon numbskulls. i’m sure they are stoked to have you as their idiot leader.

oh and the fools are coming out again as well.

yeah but you realize that the levels of “ass”-ness are very different from one another, right?

“estrogen”

and you broke the laws of english spelling by using the wrong homonym. time to go back to second grade.

ah yes, time to sit back and watch all the buttfrustrated dweebs step all over themselves still trying to defend that fucking old guy who says a wasp bit his weiner.

it is now a proven fact that out-of-state drivers are absolute shit and i am justified in yelling “go back to tennessee you stupid fuck!” at them from the inside of my car

whoa, i don’t think i’ve ever seen a shasta vending machine

totally would own. the closest you can get to lexus luxury in a toyota trucklet.

Marie “Murf” Antionette, huh.

b-but the motorcyclist didn’t have a licence!!111!!1111!1

i’ll just star your comment instead

Yoooooooooooooo, middle school was the WORST. The. Worst.

PAP SMEARS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS

i like how these guys are usually the ones who bemoan Sharia law forcefully asserting itself in the US (it isn’t.) and yet really these guys are the true threat to societal values and are very dangerous to the health and well-being of women.

yes, the first time i read it it rang true with me. i used to be the kind of person who would say, “but they do other stuff too!!” but like, abortion is legal. it is important for abortion to remain legal. i do not give a shit what your reason is for having one (regardless of whatever reason you may or may not have) —…