thank you!! if not, i always have ice cream waiting for me at home i guess.

we have a vendor coming in to do a demo at 3 (3? why 3?) and i am hoping that means they are bringing cookies.

Oh man I have so many feelings. What a rollercoaster. RIP Nemo.

i followed the facebook links in the article and it seems to be a current thing still. people complaining (rightfully so, of course) that they still have no access to their accounts as of a couple of minutes ago.

republicans. the answer is republicans.

mine too but i’ve never been to a restaurant where they offered either of those items.

i pretty much assumed (tortilla) chips and salsa but come on, it’s “chips and salsa”.

I think black cats are so beautiful, and usually they’re the chillest cats too for some reason. I love cats that are super needy and just wanna love on you, and for whatever reason in my experience that’s usually black cats.

Aw there’s so many adoptable Akitas in this area... Why are so many people getting rid of them? :(

You dipshit. Did you not read the post? The driver was going 20mph below the speed limit. That is unsafe driving.

Oh fuck off.

Yeah only thing that matters is the pew pew

“I have never seen combat”

What language?

Lol your dad could teach you a thing or two about compassion.

Biff Tannen

Oh my god what a tease

ah yes, good ol’ internalized racism

huh, thank you for the info! i had no idea either, and just assumed the italian word for “beer” as well — cool! i wonder which demographics tend to use “birra”...

never heard birra either (full disclosure: i’m not mexican... just happened to grow up around plenty and am married to one)... usually it’s “chela” or “cheve” in terms of slang