You made the right choice. I don’t like enjoy scrambled eggs in my burrito... Too mushy.

Oh man I don’t really remember having cereal at the house either but my grandma would fatten me up with a bowl of Cocoa Puffs every morning during school break, which I got sick of.

idk but this post is making me crave either cinnamon toast crunch or frosted mini wheats

i love cereal because of its simplicity and sugary-ness, but breakfast sandwiches are literally my favorite food item.

you gotta sell yourself harder next time, kid.

it’s WaPo. *shrug*

obviously your lab didn’t mind the cold too much ;)

i guess you could say he’s smarter than the av-er-age bear.

literally what the fuck

lol, tijuana is literally a stone’s throw away from san diego

yeah but california is in the united states so, like, yeah!

>claymation face

yep, sounds like orange county

oh my god hildi was the worst. i remember an episode where she painted a family’s chair black with flowers on it and i wanted to choke her through the tv screen

That and maybe use a consistent, not-4th-grade-book-report font.

Oh no. I love my pretentious black coffee and genuinely enjoy it, but I also love sugar-laden vanilla lattes and Mexican mochas from time to time.

A lot of coffees just taste better black. Folgers, for instance. It’s already terrible but then you put some sugar and creamer in it and then it becomes sugarmilk, nofickingthankypu.

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no mention of “kale” or “collard greens”? especially in chip or smoothie format?

i would totally eat that.