apparently i’m the only freak who would even consider trying grape jelly on pizza. though come to think of it, raspberry preserves might be more tasty...

granted, corona sucks ass so i can see why.

i think the worst for me about Japanese Pizza was that they consider both corn and asparagus as acceptable, if not common, pizza toppings. what the hell?

i’m going to start a Church of Abortion just to fuck with everybody

indeed they do.

Oh man. I haven't had one of those in a while. Thank you for reminding me of their existence.

The most notable failure to understand the basics of Mexican cuisine, however, belonged to a middle-aged woman who informed me she wanted a cheese quesadilla, but without cheese. I made multiple attempts to explain to her the difficulties inherent in that request, including a reminder that “queso” is the Spanish word…

pictured: customers in story # 2

And that’s the time I watched a group of 8 people spread grape jelly all over two pizzas and happily eat them.

that 4th try sandwich sounds so good though. i love fried egg sandwiches.

but like, what if they’re already circumcised?

Coke. The mystery substance is coke.

Welp. If I considered Austin a grad school option before, that has since gone out the window.

True. I submitted my resume to a Craigslist posting not expecting anything and didn’t hear back.

Drinking some Indio at a bar in Tijuana watching the US v Mex game, salud!

The CEO at our company does this and it makes me laugh every time.

yup

alright, fuck you too asshole!!

is that why so many lunatics people support this guy?