ok so you just admitted you’re in a completely different market than most readers here. just because it isn’t true for you doesn’t make it true for everyone else.

is there really such thing as an “exciting” midsize sedan?

i owned a cavalier

rangel?

sometimes you don’t know until the morning after.

i didn’t realize crushes (that you keep entirely to yourself) constituted cheating?

half of all relationships? christ.

Honestly the McD’s in Japan was realllllllly nice after having cuisine I wasn't ready for. Tasted like bald eagles and FREEDOM.

They've actually far surpassed Pizza Hut in quality, making them pretty edible tbh. No more toilet paper crust.

i have short hair so i’ve been rocking the early-bieber/emo swoopy shit for a long time

another benefit of being married.

seriously, this shit wasn’t supposed to be taken as advice, people

no, countries aside from the US usually have a level of environmental policies in place

no. no. no more of that stupid fucking kristin bitch please for fuck’s sake.

then it is spinach (& artichoke) dip, numbnuts.

no it isn’t, you’re definitely right about that

no, this is bad execution

jesus, i can decipher graffiti easier than this

didn’t think about that. just figured it was some weird-ass whitesican invention. OK.

pfft shower-amateurs