and mcgraw-hill has the monopoly over textbooks in this country.

granted, who the fuck makes “queso” dip with spinach?

a lot of these read less like “stupid restaurant customers” and more like “entitled assholes”

i’m an Acts of Service person by far (scored 10 on this label and 5 on every other label), but i think it’s because i’m lazy as shit.

Considering ours was just the cost of the license...that's the price of our wedding 50 times over.

Tbh if I spent that much money on anything and found out it was trashed in error I’d do the same. That’s fucking used Civic money.

guh

Ok I totally laughed at “Randbee”.

i get pissed when i see assholes use the shoulder (this is a rare occurrence, btw, but i’ve seen it) but i still wouldn’t get in their way to try and “teach them a lesson”.

there’s plenty of bikes your size out there.

Life is too short to spend it developing a tolerance for inconsiderate assholes.

This is a tradition that should not exist.

lollolololololololololollolololololololololololol if only we had the courage to do the same here. idgaf if you’re an american citizen, i’m still deporting your ass to fucking antarctica

My old job had one of those self-serve Starbucks machines in the waiting room for customers but I preferred the Folgers they had in the back for us office slaves. It was that bad.

Oh dear. Get yourself a can of Café Bustelo.

I figured the username was a dead giveaway.

I agree but I think would actually rather die. That definitely guarantees I don't have to go through another day of that bullshit.

hmm,

and not enough Good Guys With Guns™

but even then it will still be too soon