dur, i think my inner voice read that as “RO-tis-SARY” when i first went over that too. ooookay, makes more sense now :P

(Editor’s Note: You should hear what customers will do to the word “rotisserie.” I heard “rotissary,”

LOLZ!

“Balls” and general masculine foolhardiness/posturing is what gets us in trouble all the fucking time. I really hope you’re just a bad troll because, fuck, this is the kind of dumb shit I am talking about.

If John Boehner and Mitch McConnell are the ones coming out of this as the voice of sanity, I am really worried about what the future holds for this country.

Okay.

I laughed at your first sentence until I realized you were being serious.

I didn't realize it cost $25k. Usually ones I've seen are under $10k.

this makes me feel better about stealing a pirate eye patch from there when i was a teen. so ~rebellious~

omg, i was a punk too. got a spray can of pink hair dye and wore my mom’s flannel and docs

Boehner deflated

#NarcosAwareness

because most of what you brought up can be explained away by socialization.

i dunno how that works... how do these guys sleep around with women? like, if women can’t have sex pre-marriage, are these dudes only fucking married women?

funny, when i read that, i thought to myself, “hmm, yeah. sounds about right.”

First off, this is fucking awesome!

Cool story, bro.

That's what Republicans want anyway, so their bitching is really killing two birds with one stone.

I would love them even if all they did was abortions. Why the fuck do you care?

Even if PP were really an “abortion mill”, it still gets $0 from the govt for abortion services — that’s illegal.