Why do you have to take a class though?

i bet the blue dye makes them look black

i was formula-fed, so i have 0 idea what that is like nor do i want to find out now

no budget means i won’t be doing shit for work for the next couple of weeks. fun!

There is no way

bye bitch

yes, i hate that prick.

My husband does the same thing. Perfect companion to some tomato soup! Great to dip in there.

Even cooking and meltage on both sides.

Holy shit that visual I'm crying

Seriously! Conserve water, shower together ;)

Honestly I starred this before I even got to the end

Sometimes a dick is just too fucking big.

THANKS, OBAMA

Two of the worst candy flavors. Unless red = strawberry. Cherry always tastes like ass.

I had a professor who had those.

Aw, what a match made in garbage.

in the interest of levity and not being at all on topic, that screencap reminded me of this:

you’re not much better yourself

All good, I'm married anyway