goddamn is bacon overrated

wat

People still think rubbing a puppy’s nose in its own piss on the carpet is an effective way of potty training it

congratulations to her for choosing the middle name that literally every white woman in the US (including myself ... and my mom) has

i mean, he was accused of making a bomb. that’s the whole fucking problem.

came here to check if it was giving anyone else issues. phew.

Probably still better than that vile cookies and cream bar.

oh fuck i forgot to bring lunch pack:

yeah what the fuck is this, ampm?

Oof. And that is the point where I feel really dumb.

Not if you're the Republican Party.

The answer is Texas

No it was an actual question, completely tangential to the article. An “ooh, squirrel!” moment, if you will. Elaborate for the uninformed?

Stewart is his own legacy. The Daily Show existed before him and is continuing to exist after him.

Literally nobody can touch what Stewart did for the show. Still, he deserves the chance to make his mark on the show. He probably won’t last 10 years, sure, but I’m sure he isn’t going to burn it to the ground.

I agree, but she had no intention or desire to be the new host.

Are you kidding me? Tax evasion is a national pastime.

Does Jimmy Fallon not drink?

literally what the fuck

Douche