Ghost hunters analyzed footage using spectrometers and PKE meters, and they determined that this is what caused the missed kick. 

The only thing that would make the sharks in this game more frightening would be if they were GLASS SHARKS...

Super excited about the game now.

Any person wearing those shirts has never made another person laugh or cum.

I need to see Jumanji, but to me it will be hard-pressed to beat Be Cool as Dwayne Johnson’s best performance, at least in my opinion.

Carol is known for being kinda salty and liking to fight, so I’m pretty sure that Granny needed a knuckle sandwich right in the mush.

He already alluded to it in the GOP debates when the whole “small hands” thing popped up and Marco Rubio engaged him on it.

I worked at a Hollywood Video that shared a wall with a Little Ceasar’s.  My store smelled like sub-par pizza all damn day long.

He’s certainly right up there with the best parts. To this day, Alfred Molina’s Doc Ock is my favorite superhero movie villain, so I’m inclined to say he’s up there as one of the best parts of the series as well.

Hm.  May have to change my username here to “Helga From The Old Country”.

Hey folks, get a load of Captain Wet Blanket over here!

I hadn’t heard that before.  Also, I did not know Donkeys had shins.  You have taught me two valuable things today, my friend.

Yes, in one of the Censored 13 Pepe Le Pew performs violent sexual assault against a cat. The short was nominated for an Oscar due to its stunningly accurate ink and paint rendering of a skunk’s erect penis. The short was shown regularly from 1953-57 until parents complained that Pepe killing the cat’s attempted…

Manning Head may lead directly to a case of Manning Neck.  Blake needs to be careful.

I love you, friend.  Mr. Rogers would too.

“You can’t kidnap a royal princess, fly her back to your creepy castle, plot to take over a kingdom, then go home and watch “It’s a Koopaful Life on TV.”

“I, the giant dragon have the right to do as I pleases.”

“Happy Birthday Mushroom Jesus.”

Break out the canned peaches and unauthorized cinnamon, folks!  

If they put a handgun, a ballistic vest, and a bag of weed inside a pentagram and pray real hard, they may be able to summon Sebastian Telfair.

Can they get Nene from The Rockets?  I feel like he might be a good fit for this team.  

I feel like not enough people get this joke.  I regret that I only have one star to give to you.