Beware anyone with this much knowledge of Age of Consent laws.  Blech.

Because writers wrote it that way, you absolute banana.

Rufus Wainwright’s cover of Hallelujah was in Shrek, not Cales’s.

I had one, and it really did make some good food.  I used it mostly for burgers, but I did cook chicken in it a few times.

Was the guy a teenage werewolf?

I’ll show you.

*POW*

See? Six runs.

The thing is, Richard Montanez had a great story. He had a third grade education, started working in the fields, and ended up a janitor at Frito-Lay where he took advantage of an extruder error to invent a new snack. It has the stuff of the traditional “American Dream” story, and he went around the world telling that…

Is this an animated film, or live-action?  None of the press releases or articles I’ve seen have been clear about that.

Can we do one on Cajun names/foods?  Those are pronounced wrong A LOT.

I thought that part five was a logical conclusion to the series, but I’ll be damned if I’m not going to go see this one as well.  

They took one bite at a time and spread the experiment out over time.

Wilson is playing Al’s original mentor, Dr. Demento.

Ewoks are always watching you fuck.

Always.

A big bowl of my Maw-Maw’s gumbo and a plate of my dad’s crawfish fettuccine.  

I’ve said for years that the SAW films start disappearing up their own butt after the third one, so you were probably right to stop there.

Tooooooo beeee faiiiiiiihhhhhh

“Ruth, I farted.”

“Come away from the nasty, nasty man.”

I’m gonna climb in his sock drawer and sleep for days.

“And as for you, mister Tammany Fucking Hall, if you ever show your face in the five points again, you’ll be dispatched by mine own hand.  Now get out of here and let me eat in peace.”