Also, he’s a cokehead.

It is now the WWE where people actually get beaten up.

“And also, he’s got a gold tooth.”-Bomani Jones, finishing up a description of Steven Adams

“I now pronounce you man and wife.  You two go on and have a great honeymoon, and I’ll just be tied up in the back of this truck watching my nuts get smaller.”

It’s a battle royale fight to the death, not a stargazing game.  Yeah, I’d be pissed if it happened to me, but it was a smart, cruel, calculating move.  

As a Kings fan, I lost all hope right around the time Webber, Bibby, Peja, and Christie all disappeared.

I really wish Chuck and Mike had gotten to play together on an NBA team. They seem to genuinely like each other, and playing on Jordan’s team was the only way to win a championship when Jordan was in his prime. Also, I HATED Jordan and the Bulls because the Suns were my team, and Barkley was my favorite player, and…

This is fake, and clearly not in Canada.  Literally no one in that video was a Mountie.

“I wouldn’t draft no good prospects, Vivek, not even if we had some right in in fronta us.  I’d leave ‘em all in da draft and wouldn’t touch none of em, you bet.”

I stopped playing Kingdom Hearts when I couldn’t beat freaking Sephiroth in the arena. His moves were so cheap (I thought) and it was incredibly frustrating. I loved that game and I think I stopped playing it for six months or so. I was messing around on the internet and I read somewhere that you could hit him while…

I loved playing as Alexander The Grater in Slam Masters.

I never watched the show, but now I want to based solely on this video.  Is Ferrell’s character modeled after Ric Flair?

Pete Holmes makes me laugh a lot. I will be the first to admit that I’m a very easy audience for comedy, but I genuinely like Pete. His podcast is really great too.

Probably jerking off in front of unwilling women.

Now I need a Justified/Vice Principals crossover.

::::A town car pulls up to Boyd and Ava’s house. Boyd meets Raylan on the porch::::

“Why, hello, Raylan. I suppose you’re comin’ down here today to my home to interrupt my beautiful bride and I in order to talk about, what, some unfortunate happenings at a school whose…

To be fair, it was 1985, and he was a fifth grader, LOL.

The only fight I’ve ever been in happened when I was in first grade. I am currently 6'4" and 390 lbs, but back then I was short and skinny as hell. I started at a new school, and some asshole fifth grader on my bus started picking on me for no reason, and it went on for weeeeks. One day he was teasing me about being…

J.R. “Goldfish” Smith has a nice ring to it.

LONE STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *camera bump*

I saw this movie countless times when I was a kid, and it wasn’t until I was an adult that I finally got that joke. I felt so dumb that I had missed it all those years, but it was nice to discover a new joke in a movie I could recite almost by heart.