That’s one hell of a dinosaur gif there.

I trust him on the sunscreen.

*Homer Simpson voice* Mmmmmmm, hot dog water.

“With the second pick in the draft, The Sacramento Kings select Nursultan Tulyakbay from Kazakhstan! He hasn’t played basketball before, but he is pain in neighbor’s assholes. Neighbor gets window from glass, he must get window from glass. He’s gonna be real irritating to defenders out there, and Vlade Divac sees him…

Maybe the baseball kinda sucked and the stadium was super quiet.

I’m surprised they didn’t barbecue it and serve it to fans.

You should see him instantly count hundreds of toothpicks that have been thrown on the floor. Dude gets mad when he misses The People’s Court, though.

Here’s the thing: I don’t give a shit what people think about shorts. I am a fat man in southern Louisiana. Wearing long pants out of doors during our summer months (February to December) leads to a swampy situation. I will wear jorts, cargos, khakis, and any other manner of modest short pants in order to remain…

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I’m a fat guy and I’m extremely self-conscious about seating in any setting, but even moreso in air travel. I never wanna be the fat guy that is spilling into your seat. I flew to Miami two years in a row and both times I bought an extra seat per airline policy, and when I went to the ticket counter, they actually…

I thought it was a lovely story. And you tell it so well!

They only attack non-white swans.

This man is a hundred and seven years old.

I’m from Louisiana, I’m a big Pelicans fan, and everything you just said was exactly right.

Smash Lampjaw!

Mike, I hope you get better soon, good sir. Your articles are some of my favorite on the site, but more than that I hope you get better so you can keep enjoying life with your family. Get well soon.

I loved these games (and Blitz as well) but rubber band AI can go choke on a dumpster full of flaming garbage.

It was Hulk Hogan describing the sound as “meat slapping together” that sent her over the edge.

I’ve been an avid reader of the Gizmodo sites for the past year and I was recently taken out of the grays by Deadspin. Is there any way that could happen with the AV Club? I always do my best to maintain intelligent conversations, and I’m not a troll.

My girlfriend has a twelve year old boy’s sense of humor, and during the talks about Andre’s farting, she laughed so hard I thought she was going to give herself a hernia.

This is why I love her.