I like exposing hypocrites, like Duggar, who are trying to influence national policy with their lies. I’m down with that.

I can do this for peeing, it isn’t great but I can do it. I am bad at squatting, bad hips and not flexible, terrible balance. I cannot imagine doing this to poop, like I know that people who grow up doing it just are better with the balance and squatting but like not everyone is as abled body enough to do it. What do…

She has a young child and probably sees him as her top priority. So selfish.

From a Chicago resident of ten years who worked outdoors during the two most frigid winters the city had seen in decades, I politely invite you to come here in the middle of winter and decide how long you’d like to walk in bitter cold, lake-effect winds, and poorly-salted sidewalks. If wintertime delivery is there, we…

I say you call them an odd, because they literally can’t even.

I’m hoping he was actually sleeping with his sons girlfriend and then murdered her, and then also tried to murder the girls best friend who is now dating his son.

it is not delicious it is groce

SUR is the backdrop for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff, Vanderpump Rules, which follows a group of young people with various mental health issues and social skill deficits as they pretend to work in a restaurant.

"Just Stare In The Mirror And Cry "

Mayo is the devil's condiment.

Um. Excuse me. Am I invisible? Pass it over.

Wait. What did your dream brunch consist of BEFORE you threw it all out for Gaga and Joan Collins?

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

We had a plastic overlay on all of our desks. After I picked it up from throwing it at him when I came from break, I laid it under there. It and a picture of Clay Aiken stayed under that mat until i left the job.

Have mercy.

I think this woman may have just been a bad mother, that probably wasn't her intention, but that was the sum result of her actions. Not everything is always totally the fault of the abusive boyfriend. She had 4 kids and I'm willing to guess that there were multiple fathers; she probably would have been pregnant in a…

Would it be appropriate to also file charges against the other people who saw the injuries and didn't report them?

There is no helping this coworker. He once asked me to explain to him what the difference is between a pint of ice cream and a quart of ice cream.

Well the more you learn eh? I would just recommend following the "septic tank code" when it comes to old pipes. Only put in:

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID.