Kathy Lee once stole a dog from me. True story.
used to be real butter for the Hot Cakes and Big Breakfast for the biscuit. Not sure any more.
As the child of a narcissist (my father- thankfully my mother raised me) I can guarantee that grown children do not cut off ties with their parents because the parent did too good a job at building the child's self-esteem or because the parent won't support the view that the child has of themselves. Not talking to a…
I think we all know who's responsible for all of the TP being dirty, judging by your screen name.
Girl, me too.
A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.
We are the devil. 500,000 blues songs can't be wrong.
I don't think anything will ever top the cunt punt letter.
There have been times in my life that I have been poor enough to have no access to sanitary supplies, and it is absolutely 100% humiliating and stressful. I have several stories, most of them from middle school.
OK, let me guess, you're the sister.
He was greatest waiter of ALL TIME!
How dare you imply that Jeremy Renner would ever move to Phoenix.
*takes bow*
Last year, my ex gave me a Christmas present that reflected how much he thought only of himself and what he would have liked to have, not what I might have wanted, while he was shopping. It was a poorly-done painting of Gizmo (from "The Gremlins") dressed as Rambo.
"dong arts and crafts" is my fave typo of the day.
I'm all for enjoying what you earned. But something I get sickened by the excess of the rich. Just... ugh fuck em.
The best part was that when my mom came to get me after I got fired (I was 16 — I couldn't drive myself yet!) she wanted to stop by the mall on the way home. There was a fancy new store that sold tapes and CDs (! — hey, this was 1986!) opening up, and they were setting up the store. In a fit of bravado I asked if they…
Looks like the world's worst case of VD.
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