She used some of that Krav Maga on that kid, though.

What was Paris Geller doing tonight? I kept missing her scenes and got very confused as to why she wasn't having sex with Doyle.

Try as she might, she can't fix old hands—or young boyfriends, it seems.

They got back together last year, according to W.pedia.

A friend of mine edits those books! I wonder if she read your letter

"No, you kill YOURself first."

The ultimate "things we weren't supposed to eat" is still a bag of Takis, open, with nacho cheese and jalapeños poured into it. That's just nasty.

Looks like a bunch of bullshit, pain-in-the-ass sides or extras.

Tyra's "smising," folks. That's smiling with your eyes. I hate that I know a Banksian portmanteau.

Seriously. Where's her mask? A drape? Hibiclens? Gauze? Antibiotic ointment?

And has Unilever also decided to sue the good people behind Vegenaise. Because, you know, "naise"? I love Vegenaise and they best not.

P. Hilton looks a little tore up, no?

Whatever happened to Bridget? She was fun. I hope she's happy somewhere and gets to eat cake.

Geek Love more so than Secret History?

I dry them, crush them, and feed them back to my chickens.

The only FoL gif that could possibly be better is when that one gal pooed on the stairs.

Her parents were kind of loosey-goosey with the sexual mores, as well.

I think all the UCs' police forces work this way, no?

I totally missed the necklace in favor of the 'do. Fishtailing on the sides? Bouffant on top? It's like the bastard offspring of Morrissey and a Pussycat Doll.

You saw Dina's hair and you're questioning the necklace??