Huh. You're totally right. PS is totally the feminized version of the bacon trend, except seasonal.

And I'm sure Scott Walker and wife have adopted a slew of unwanted babies of color, right? Right?

Those complications are not common, though, particularly the clitoral hood trauma.

Tearing with childbirth is usually to the perineum and not the vagina, though.

Whatever, Mindy Kaling.

He's in a show now. And isn't he in some band that sings about pizza? Nonetheless, happy bday, Macaulay Macaulay.

Is it Wentworth Miller? Or Seal?

Look, some of us have names people usually give to their horses or dogs. This makes it weird.

They like to get down!

I had a terribly caipirinha there years back, but that was always going to be that way, so my bad.

I know he has a kid, which is why it totally surprised and irked me so. But I'll stop breaking his balls on Jezebel!

I did. That's where I got the decided impression that he's the kind of guy who would tell a lady to smile. I mentioned to another reply person that he snarkily laughed at a guest about her plan to major in women's studies. That, plus the unending stories about bars that aren't around anymore.

But maybe that;s just me.…

That's good, I guess. When he hosted Afternoon Shift on BEZ, he had a guest on who mentioned she wanted to major in women's studies in college. He laughed and said something like, "Ha! You'll change your mind!" He just sounds mainsplainy to me.

I just had to explain to a dude why I had both a fake name and fake phone number at the ready. Don't all ladies have that?

This letter sounds like something Rick Kogan would say, no?

Hopefully, he can now get over his hero worship of that child rapist, R. Kelly.

Way to do us all a solid though and check it out!

That's like, Midwestern poutine.

What's the name of the one daughter who says nothing ever and just looks like she wants to disappear? Not Gia, the baby, or that devil Milania?

I think it's supposed to be an homage to old Helen Gurley Brown books.