In before the UK Republicans show up to shit on everyone’s good time to say the following:

“Yard was a Minefield”, could be a great Weird AL parody of “Love is a Battlefield”.

“Now I am become Death,The destroyer of worlds”

Good point. I BEGGED my best friend/MOH/HBIC not to throw me a bridal shower. She asked what my specific reservations were (mostly I think it’s a tacky gift grab and I don’t like to inconvenience people) and listened sympathetically. She then told me that while she respected my reasoning, she was planning one anyway…

A week ago people like her were defending Josh Duggar, a guy who molested his sisters at 14years old. Now they’re condemning a 14 year old unarmed black girl for being brutalized by Officer BarrelRoll?! Yeah, sure! It’s not about race.😒😕😠😤😡

I think the whole “shower via skype” is actually super cute, especially for grandparents and other relatives who can’t travel.

ok fine, that was great too.

the ESPY’s: the only award show to give sports awards to people who have already won real-life sports awards because ESPN is a snake which is slowly devouring itself

Agreed about that Stuart Scott ESPY speech. I cried, too. A lot.

This is tacky! The closest I’ve seen to anything like this in real life was when my cousin in Florida had a baby. We were all located in the good old northeast, so the mother of the new mother invited everyone over for drinks and to watch the mom-to-be open her presents over skype. We sent a present and skipped the…

Kevin Bacon response is priceless

My family does something similar for baby showers, but nowhere near as impersonal as this. Our family is pretty big, and in two years, my collected brothers and sisters in law brought 5 kids into the world. Needless to say, we got pretty burned out on baby showers. So, in the interest of the mom-to-be’s ease and…

I observe a gluten free vegan paleo macrobiotic blood-type diet.

DON’T TELL ME PLEASE, I DON’T CARE should be my forever FB status.

I’m on a similar diet where I’m gluten-free except for all the gluten I eat. 22 nonconsecutive days and counting!

Guys

I wish her music was anywhere close to as good as her opinions.