Team Cat Headquarters here,

Undocumented goats being paid cents on the dollar, no doubt. Thanks Ollama.

John Oliver is just fantastic. For those that haven’t heard of it, if you enjoy John be sure to check out his podcast The Bugle that he does with Andy Zaltzman (fuck you Chris).

For the same reason people falling down is hilarious. It just is.

super appropriate because I am watching drunk history first ladies edition

It’s unfortunate he couldn’t just say that there’s no real need for a First Lady. I’m sure he has friends of either gender who have uncontroversial pet causes that he can bring attention to, and I’m equally sure the White House staff is capable of putting on state dinners without a figurehead.

Maybe Graham can ask Romney for his “...binders full of women.” to help fill the spot of “Rotating First Lady”.

Show me this picture of this baby deer but not a video of it prancing and making weird baby deer noises? RUDE.

you do you pudu.

And The Good Guys which was fabulous and sadly, didn’t get any traction so we only got one glorious season of it.

You know, in some respects, he is kind of impressive. I really thought that The Ladykillers would end up being the worst thing Tom Hanks is responsible for.

Wasn’t she throwing some shade at Khloe with the dress down comment? It seems like shade.

Interesting that he’s still willing to put himself on national TV defending these people while his campaign staff scrubs their endorsement from his website. Don’t worry, Huck, we won’t forget.

I need a whole session of fucking de Loyola’s spiritual exercises to keep down my desire to commit violence to this face when it’s frozen in this truly pathetic expression.

agree with you on katy but i also think everything taylor swift does is calculated. her image is air tight. she knows business and media.

It’s pretty obvious which team is the best team in this feud.

Congrats to Bones and Rickety Cricket!