Ahhh, I live in DC and my brother just reminded me the trumpets would be moving in.

Why?

Anyone else very uncomfortable that we have reached such an elevated way of having to explain what is clearly racism and sexism.

Great handwriting though.

Can we talk about that fucking bunt

Shirt to nips or bust

We’d like to leave it to the will of the American people. *actually the American people can shove it up their ass.

Thank you for contributing to my gif arsenal.

I’d say no implications for killing somebody with that 3000 lb also helps give you that luxury.

Same reason I hate drivers so much. We pay sole attention to the ones acting irresponsibly instead of also acknowledging the ones going about their day in a completly respectful manner.

Yes, that’s why when I’m on my bike I am ultra aware of my surroundings. Arguably more so than drivers.

Hahahahahah so fucking good.

Yeah, I very much resent the notion. Maybe I’ve done well to insulate myself from such people but I’ve never heard anything like this. I grew up playing sports and have played beer league hockey within two years and nothing like this is ever said. In my experience most of the banter is mostly bullshit small talk. …

It’s insane. It’s not how guys talk. It is how you guys talk, and it’s a huge part of the problem.

We are gonna be a top four seed (in the east 😐) you heard it here first.

har har Detroit joke

Jesus, swallow it or spit it out.

I was so excited for a couple seconds.

He just congratulated him?

I think we can all agree the grossest part of this video is Donald’s mint of choice is tic tacs. Chances they were orange?