Same

Can’t wait to watch it in one sitting and then proceed to feel empty inside when I finish.

Bannon brand moonshine. Ethanol no longer does the trick.

That duck should’ve got his moneys worth and goosed him instead.

Also naming the tax payer arena little Cesar. It would have been so fucking easy just to call it Gordie Howe. Your comment is everything I’m feeling right now.

Shit myself

“I know how to read, I just don’t like to read.”

What a freedom fighter.

Today was amazing

See you when you get here

This is all a bizarre madlib

One of my favorite moments.

Gonna have to intervene on this list for its lack of good ideas

Are you me?

In spite of the absence of silver linings in the last couple months, I am really excited to be apart of this.

This, and also I know a handful of elderly repubs who smoke too.

I like blue valentine.

Haha yeah for fucks sake, exactly what I thought.

I was a waiter at a hotel that had all the celebrities when they were in town. Dr. Dre stayed with us for a couple months. My first day he was waking through the lobby and I was just straight staring at the dude. Not thinking of how obvious and ridiculous I must of looked. He snapped me out of my stupur with the…