Oh, so now this is my fault for giving the riffraff my patented, judgmental, baleful stare as they parade past to do whatever it is they do back there in steerage? Well, I never! Harrumph!

You know what inspires rage? The fact that we deliberately load the plane in the least efficient way humanly possible. Which means people clusters up on the walkway, having to climb over people to get to their seats, having to have other people move out into the isle, ect. It's a nightmare, and there is such an easy…

Epidurals are administered by anesthesiologists. Even if you are in a hospital and want one, they call in the anesthesiologist to do it. It taps directly into the spinal cord. You do NOT want anyone but a highly trained specialist doing that.

The offscreen wail that followed that joke killed me.

I was cracking up (or cringing in a good way) almost the entire time. The “Obama’s hair is so white it says all lives matter” killed me. And the part about Morning Joe was so incredibly real. Don Lemon actually handled it the best in my opinion. Yes he flipped him off but it was obviously in a joking way.

To be fair, most white people are comfortable with jokes about race as long as they’re the ones making it, not the ones receiving it. At least from my experience. Props to Wilmore though. His show deserves more recognition than it gets.

Cardinal fans pretend they are like the old-timey pictures of baseball fans where gentlemen wore suits to the game and the ladies wore their best Sunday dresses, and they politely cheered on athleticism, effort, and sportsmanship, and in reality, the second a black player leaves the team for the Cubs their discussions…

#BFIB

One guy I know talked about how horrible it is to let Muslim immigrants in because they’ll harm women right after saying all women who get into abusive relationships or have partners who abandon them and their kids should be held responsible for that happening because “they should’ve known better.” Fuuuuuuuuck you.…

911 i need an ambulance i have been burned by a hot take

i wanna find this man’s grave and pee on it WHILE SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST REPORTED INCIDENT OF A MAN TELLING A WOMAN *NOT* TO SMILE?!?

Chill out...unlike 500 days of Kristin, this is only going to be posted about 80 more times.

I hope you guys are doing this to get comments for a coffee table book at the end of the season called Best Fans in Baseball: “You’re Just Jealous”.

National Domestic Violence Hotline 1 800 799 7233

I hope they get the prayers they need for comfort, but also I hope the government invests more money in domestic violence intervention. There’s almost always an escalation in threats and violence so there may be warning signs, but the authorities often can’t act on them until it’s too late. Domestic abuse is a unique…

Wait, I thought we were all starring in an ongoing adaptation of The Handmaid’s Tale?

YESYESYESYES.