THIS SEEMS TOTALLY HELPFUL AND NOT AT ALL CREEPY. This will TOTALLY not backfire at all!

So what you’re saying is this is all leading up to a law where a man is allowed to enter the women’s bathroom as long as he thinks he saw another man enter? This will surely lead to protecting the fragile women and will not lead to a man following in a man who thinks he saw another man enter.

I’m being sarcastic but…

“I’m just trying to make sure you’re not being harassed!” (As I stand outside the bathroom, waiting to harass you)

Why in the world do they suddenly care about women being assaulted. No one seemed to care when it was a drunk guy trying to grope me in the middle of the street or on the subway or at a concert.

OH WAIT, ITS not about that is it

Dressed like a man? MAN WHO IS TRYING TO POLICE THE LADIES ROOM?

It Begins

you get off that limb right now. it’s dangerous and wrong and I won’t let you do it.

OMFG. Prince Harry and his Grandma? My Grinchy heart just grew 3 sizes and now I don’t know what do with myself :(

I will never get tired of sharing this with the masses

The world would be a better place in general if this is how all people fought on social media

Selfie

When I was five my Aunt (who is an idiot, we have confirmed this with studies) told my 8 year old sister and myself that “the best gift we could give our husbands is our virginity.” I wasn’t paying attention to the conversation prior to that sentence (my imaginary friend was talking to me) so I don’t know why she said…

Probably because of father-daughter purity commitments. Right?

Ronald Reagan’s entire presidential run was basically Weekend at Bernie’s. I say have at it.

“I watched as fear invaded my father’s eyes—this man who was never afraid of anything. I heard his voice tremble as he stood in the living room and said, ‘I don’t know where I am,”

it’s like the bible says:

I mean, when I was vegan the only thing I craved was human flesh. I think that is just a thing.

Vegans are against murder. Unless it’s the murder of humans that are killing animals for food.