I’d love to have some Uncle Martian shoes to wear with my Raybok sweats and Roy Bon sunglasses while I lounge on the couch and listen to music through my Boss stereo system.

No I do, I sound like an asshole. I shouldn't judge a whole region since republicans do that and that makes it hypocritical. But at the same time.... Gays don't do anything to warrant the hate from small minded bigots. African Americans don't do anything to deserve the intense scrutiny and distrust they receive, it's…

Ok, I’m gonna sound like a typical smarmy over educated liberal here but....shit like this is why people think of the Republican Party as “the stupid people party”. It’s also why that saying “if you want to see what life was like 25 years ago go to the south” is becoming so prevalent and incredibly true. I know that…

I feel so much rage.

It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that that bar's bathroom is safe for four year-old girls.

Huh. I hadn’t thought about whether these bathroom bills were also stealth attempts to harass gays, lesbians, and bisexuals before. This must be part of that new educational series, The More You Didn’t Want To Know.

You know if she was truly interested in forming a positive relationship with her daughter she wouldn’t have said any of this to a tv show. She’s just interested in playing more mind games with her daughter.

“Ariel should ask herself what she did to make me act like I did! She’s emotionally abusing me by holding me accountable for my behavior!”

“I have been physically abused, and I believe all of this is emotional abuse. Ariel should ask herself, ‘has Ariel ever raised a hand to her mother? Has Ariel ever done anything she’s ashamed of to her mother?’”

What a piece of work.

“I have been physically abused, and I believe all of this is emotional abuse. Ariel should ask herself, ‘has Ariel ever raised a hand to her mother? Has Ariel ever done anything she’s ashamed of to her mother?’”

Aaaaaaaaand this is why she’s estranged.

lol, fuck you, kirk

no, no, I know which movie she was in. I’m expressing how nonplussed I am by her ubiquity, a la Arrested Development.

I logged into my gmail, using my 2-step authenticator on my phone, so I could dig out my kinja key, so that I could comment on this article. That’s how protective I am of Watership Down.

I mean...

They didn’t release the younger son’s name so I don’t think we can rule out that it’s “Ted Cruz” yet.