Not in the Texas “history” books, he won’t.

I assume that is a number for each person? Which still seems like a great deal.

I think they look like a flight attendant or cruise ship worker from the 80s.

i’m trying to imagine if Jeremy Scott was chosen to design Team USA uniforms

Go on, Mari with your bad self.

We have to content ourselves with knowing that he will win in the history books

A friend of mine works for an Australian Olympian and we have been mocking the Australian uniform for weeks. It looks like a barbershop quartet had sex with a boarding school.

Can’t wait to see the comments on social media about how the President can go to Flint but he can’t go to the funerals of every fallen officer/soldier/police dog etc.

I’m still continually impressed that the Rio Olympics are a thing that is still happening. Despite the complete and utter unpreparedness of Rio which includes not just a lack of facilties but a failure to clean up polluted areas the atheletes will be forced to compete in. Added to the high crime rates of Rio and the…

Yep. You got it. You figured out our evil plan!!! Good for you!!!!!

you say this like he isn’t drunk most of the time already

he is “texting buddies” with Donald Trump

Hard to find real reporting these days, then I stumbled on this brilliant piece of investigative journalism, shame we will have to clone Ashley now, I’ve already told Elizabeth and shes not happy.

Filed to: CONFIRMED

The reason you practice this dance in the mirror:

Whoever created her marketing plan and brand management deserves a bonus. She's great at what she does and hires the right people to get the butts in the seats to see her greatness

Okay, but do you think Fox News is upset that they didn’t print those Boycott Beyonce shirts first?

The dude in the back looks like a salty octopus..and I love it

When you’re not allowed to stay at home by yourself anymore: