i have loved her for so long

“If you can imagine it, it’s probably happened.”

nope. i feel fine. i have mirena and i got it last august. immediately my period was lighter. my last period was november. yesterday i had the tiniest bit of spotting, but wiping after peeing took care of it. i feel fantastic and i don’t have a period! no more cramps, no more period shits, no more tampons and pads and…

They mean white, skinny, and under 50.

“model looks”

I’m beginning to believe that meat based products might contain sedatives. Honestly I wouldn’t have the energy for these scams and feuds.

“Somehow found” your registry means she was actively snooping. I’ve never accidentally stumbled across a registry online. She’s probably hit up your social media too.

My BB found out that I kept my own surname upon marrying. “Oh, you’re one of those,” she said.

There’s a reason I bury my ear buds in my skull from 7:30 AM to 5:30 PM every weekday.

Police officers killed in the line of duty get a hell of a lot more media coverage than a child being shot.

I don’t mean to make light of 27 deaths, but honestly I’m surprised the figure for active police killings is so low. Considering how often we hear about cops getting killed on the job, I’d have assumed it were higher. Meanwhile, we’ve just hit 12 transgendered Americans murdered this year (surely a conservative…

Jesus, did someone piss in everyone's cornflakes or something? I think these articles have been pretty interesting and I know plenty of people who are invested in knowing what's going on with this store.

It must be very cool to think that your interests are the only interests

If she decided “fuck it” and starting singing “My Country, ‘Tis Of Thee,” could we grant her political asylum?

I think a lot of this has to do with how peoples’ friendships formed - if you formed a group of people in high school or college or even a job and then ended up all living in the same city, it’s definitely possible to have this. But with the way life is now, you meet people at different times and places and it’s…

As she was not saved, the Queen entered as a late sub and scored in the 88th minute.

I truly don’t remember anything about Hillary procuring rape drugs.

I’ll think about that, next time people on this site start debating some d-list reality show has beens from years ago as if everyone should know them and it turns out quite a few people actually do know them. Maybe he just didn’t want pics of his lacerated face being taken by some random strangers and peddled to…

why are you on jezebel?

Why wouldn’t it be on Jezebel?