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i have loved her for so long

“If you can imagine it, it’s probably happened.” Read more

nope. i feel fine. i have mirena and i got it last august. immediately my period was lighter. my last period was november. yesterday i had the tiniest bit of spotting, but wiping after peeing took care of it. i feel fantastic and i don’t have a period! no more cramps, no more period shits, no more tampons and pads and… Read more

They mean white, skinny, and under 50.

“model looks”

I’m beginning to believe that meat based products might contain sedatives. Honestly I wouldn’t have the energy for these scams and feuds.

“Somehow found” your registry means she was actively snooping. I’ve never accidentally stumbled across a registry online. She’s probably hit up your social media too.

My BB found out that I kept my own surname upon marrying. “Oh, you’re one of those,” she said.

There’s a reason I bury my ear buds in my skull from 7:30 AM to 5:30 PM every weekday.

I fucking LOATHE office busy-boddies (sp?). Thank the gods ours is about to retire. I’m not a violent person, but she inspires me to be one. Case in point: she once asked if I was “trying to make a point” when she somehow found my baby (girl) registry online and saw that there were no pink items on it.

Police officers killed in the line of duty get a hell of a lot more media coverage than a child being shot.

I don’t mean to make light of 27 deaths, but honestly I’m surprised the figure for active police killings is so low. Considering how often we hear about cops getting killed on the job, I’d have assumed it were higher. Meanwhile, we’ve just hit 12 transgendered Americans murdered this year (surely a conservative… Read more

Jesus, did someone piss in everyone's cornflakes or something? I think these articles have been pretty interesting and I know plenty of people who are invested in knowing what's going on with this store.

Largely because a top executive goes to the same church as busy-body, and she’s one of the protected folk who can float through life being an asshole with little to no repercussions.

How has this not become an HR problem yet?! She sounds nuts.

Why hasn't HR stepped in?!?!

It must be very cool to think that your interests are the only interests

She is a gossip hound and a bitch, and she says stuff that’s 100% inappropriate. For example, there is a husband-wife couple that works here in the same building. Wife is pregnant. Busy-body told her that she “enjoys thinking of [wife] and [husband] making babies together.”

I feel you, Jenny Slate. When I had a bad spate of migraines a few months ago, I barfed a lot at work and the office busy-body told everyone I was pregnant, then when I stopped barfing and was sad for a week because it was Mother’s Day and I missed my mom, the office busy-body told everyone that I miscarried.

Never underestimate a jezebel commenters ability to find something negative in an otherwise heartwarming story