The word vagina isn’t a word that explains “reproduction” or anything like that. It’s a body part. They’ve basically just taught all these young girls that their body parts are unmentionable and bad words/things we don’t talk about.

He was put in time out for wearing those awful pants.

Looks like two pretty interesting conversations are going on and Harry is just hardcore 5th wheeling it in his little chair.

WHY DID THEY GIVE TIGER CUBS SOCCER MOM NAMES

The problem with unlimited classes at the Y (or any gym) is that the schedule rarely changes, and it may not always work for you. If I want to do yoga at 6pm one day near my office and spinning at 7am another day near my house, I can do that with ClassPass. I can’t with my gym.

this service is not targeted at people that work out at the Y

I cancelled it in November and resigned myself to a life of eating Flaming Hot Cheetos.

Shit, man! This isn't any big deal! I have the same diet/regimen, except with words like "Pop Tarts", "donuts", "double cheeseburgers" and "fried chicken" substituted for all those other ones. Oh, and without those 'workouts' and 'training' things. That shit just gets in the way of eating.

that the government and/or the medical establishment are attacking the family for their beliefs.

Once when I was a freshman in high school a fellow nobody freshman approached me to say, “So I just wanted to tell you, there’s this rumor going around that I hooked up with [popular senior boy who absolutely did not know either of us existed], and I wanted to tell people it’s totally not true. Just wanted you to…

Okay, BECKY ONASSIS.

Is Iggy doing that thing where someone makes a big deal about something secretly hoping it will happen to them so that they can continue to make an even bigger deal later.

lol The runaway slavemaster is hurt about being called Becky and only used it herself, because it was a play on words, that just happened to be her lyrics dissing another white girl. Can’t make this shit up.

Iggy: you would not be down if i started calling all black men “deshawns”

Lissen up white folks, it is damn near impossible for a minority to do anything to collective hamper your lives. When a term, which most of you didn’t even know before this past weekend, comes out describing a facet of you or your culture, it’s OK not to feel offended (god knows black folks take on the chin whenever…

Yes, it was unfathomable. It was a young husband and wife, and the woman was pregnant. He targeted them completely at random.

This made me think of my senior year, when a classmate killed a local couple solely because he wanted to see if he was “smart enough” to plan a murder and get away with it. Spoiler alert: He didn’t.

Yeah, so you can be killed by a woods-dwelling survivalist psycho in peace.

our acronym game has seriously declined over the past four decades