Boaty McBoatface.

I’ll name your baby for a few papa john’s gift cards. That one is Boy Samantha. That one is Aubergine, That one is Gary.

The possibility of seeing pictures of Obama playing with the little baby royals fills me with all the squee.

You need better friiiiiends, maaaan

Slightly off topic but does anybody have that one friend that insists smoking pot is wrong while getting sloshed on bottles of wine and driving herself home? Honestly, even if you’ve never done the stuff to act like it’s equivalent to meth or heroin because it’s illegal is so hilariously ignorant. I mean this girl was…

Has a helicopter mom...

22 year old guy who is sophisticated and likes elegant restaurants.... Sucks in feminism....

This is EXACTLY where my mind went. But I want them to hold their tutoring sessions at SUR

There’s no way he succinctly communicated an idea in a single paragraph.

Agree 100%. Southwest is the airline for grown ups. I never fly any other airline, unless there is literally no other option. Two free checked bags, no change fees, more leg room, free tv (watched Barcelona vs Arsenal last flight), cheaper cocktails than other airlines (half the time they don’t even charge you )

What if I am a muslim?

Step 1: Fly JetBlue.

How do you figure? Southwest is 100x times more tolerable than any other major US carrier.

Spirit is the worst. Southwest is branded as a low cost airline, but it’s not at all like the Spirts or Ryanairs of the world.

Step 2: Pay for the Early Boarding.

May we never be on the same flight...

Step 1: Fly Southwest.

Oh, you’re one of those people. I will, without fail, kick you out of my seat.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.