A friend’s wife recently said that she was going to get some face cream that was chemical free.
I asked what she thought that meant.
She replied that she wanted it to be made with stuff that she can pronounce.
I asked her if she’s ever seen the ingredient list for a blueberry.
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I only use 100% organic poison ivy, I get it at the local farmers’ market.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU FRIEND
And then a little later he turns on his wipers!
All of that is correct, and yet, we as an enlightened society, are allowed to call them out for being the pieces of human garbage they are.
I realize this may be an unpopular opinion, but I don’t see why I should care. Every person is allowed to be racist, sexist, or prejudiced in whatever way they want to be as long as they’re not infringing on anyone else’s rights. Their life will be affected by their choices. Why do I have to care that they’re garbage…
No. You can be ‘young and stupid’ and ‘funny and edgy’ without saying disgustingly racist things.
Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.
I love how the guy puts his foot on the brakes and attempts to back up at 0:22.
The reverse lights coming on has got to be the funniest expression of futility I’ve ever seen.
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Now I may be a simple country chicken, and you may not appreciate this out there in the big city, ensconced in your concrete temples of earthly pleasures and profit, but here in America’s Heart Land, we know how to do things The Right Way. All Things. We know what privacy really means, just as well as we know how best…
“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”
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You mean to tell me racism is being casually swept under the rug in the city of St. Louis? This is a truly SHOCKING revelation.
That’s great! Looks like you’re all set to mount your TV on the wall
Wow, that is quite a week you had there. Damn.
“It’s a lease!” He said as he extended his right foot forward on the accelerator.