i’ve enjoyed watching people who have absurd ideas of what is “appropriate” for a woman to do or how it is “acceptable” for women to act or earn money just bending over backwards to make Melania a more acceptable first lady than Michelle Obama.

a fb “friend” of mine recently posted a pseudo-intellectual article about how “feminization” (is that even a real word?) of European men is why European women are being raped by all these middle eastern immigrants. barf. look at your own house, America.

i’m so sure he cares about sexism. so so sure.

i would like to apply to be comptroller. i don’t know what a comptroller does.

hello. this book is amazing and you absolutely should read it! i think all people should read it.

what’s her twitter handle??

i thought this was the case too and i was so excited to commiserate about coworkers who overshare! i also have a coworker in her 40s who sounds a lot like yours... she’s currently engaged in a campaign to get her husbands boss fired and takes multiple long personal phone calls with her husband every day at her desk…

every time this company is mentioned i misread it as “Theramos” and think it’s an artisanal thermos company

can you imagine how SATISFYING it must be to have a national audience to tell about how AWFUL your college roommate was/ is? what a dream.

i just needed to say that because of this thread I went and bought on Ebay my four favorites from this series: Jahanara, Sondok, Ch’iao Kuo & Marie Antoinette. thank you for reminding me!

and also

you forgot this bit

WOnt SOmeONE THINK OF THE MAPS AND ALL THE NAME CHANGINGS

Poorly Formed Pterodactyl is my new band name! I call it!

you can leave it up. but you have to bleach it every. single. time. you use it.

NO ONE

i hope they Chang their minds

THEY’RE ILLUSIONS, MICHAEL

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/columns/get-to… #RIP